What’s a SWUG? Girl, You a SWUG.
It will be over soon, dear ones. Consider embracing your disinterest in Ivory Tower socializing as a sign of maturity, not an identification with apathy.
Parisian Sheep are Landscaping City Fields Between Naps and Malaise
While farm animals wandering amok in city parks are often associated with agrarian cities of yesteryear, and also Texas, some Parisian officials have decided that woolly mouton are the latest chic, sophisticated addition to the 21st century metropolis.
Oh and more French animal nonsense. The French’s President’s camel was eaten in Mali
It’s not a good year for him.
Eloise illustrator Hilary Knight is Having an Estate Sale
Here’s what Eloise would buy, darling.
Everything Amanda Knox Has Been Called in the UK and US Tabloids
Highlights are sex-mad flatmate, Luciferina, Bambi-eyed killer, virtuoso of deceit, Sphinx of Perugia.
Bush’s Library Has a Choose Your Own Adventure Game
No, you don’t get to decide that George W. should decide to become a cowboy, or a lion wrangler, or a dog portraitist, or a baseball team tycoon. Rather, the game places you in the shoes of the President.
Who is Tilda Swinton?
She’s a Barry White dancing, museum napper.
Nine of J. D. Salinger’s Letters Were Discovered
He’s got an awkwardly charming resemblance to Holden Caulfield that you were hoping for.
Maggie Smith is an Annoyed Zombie in the National Gallery Portrait
The National Portrait Gallery commissioned a painting of Dame Maggie Smith that makes the Dowager Countess look like a condescending mummy overlord.
Jay-Z or Bob Dylan?
Ninety-nine problems and Cuba is one of them.